mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
im laughing so hard they look like those 12 year olds on omegle
“show ur tits for dick”
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
Australian model caught being distracted during a photo shoot when the first plane hit tower 1. What an epic photo.
WELCOME TO THE FABULOUS SUPER FRIENDLY DENNY’S FRIENDSHIP AND FUN ZONE!
yes we’re reblogging ourselves this gif was a classic look at ‘em goooo
time to do some spring cleaning
*wipes crumbs off bed*